blew a seal joke

Just read about it online and thought of this. Baby seal goes into a bar the Bartender says Whatll it be.

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Ill see myself out Why did the vet turn away the injured sea animal.

. The seal replies Anything but Canadian Club on the rocks. A guy goes into a bar. An eskimo brought his car to a mechanic. Maam it looks like you blew a sealThe Alaskan woman replies wiping her face.

The joke is just one of many funny jokes on Joke Buddha. The seal says yes so he says what are you doing here. No its just Mayonaise 0. Search titles only By.

He pulled into the next service station and asked the walrus there to take a look at it. All of sudden his car breaks down. The baby seal replied Beats me Bartender. A chap goes to the cinema looks over and sees a seal sitting watching the film.

No its just Mayonaise. The second man just throws the skateboard out the window. Tremendous Killer Whale Snipers Seal On Beach. Blown A Seal - Daves Jokes Blown A Seal by davew November 3 1999 A polar bear was out driving one day when he suddenly started having engine trouble.

Penguin blew a seal Long Penguin stops at a mechanic because of a noise his car makes. The mechanic looks up and says It looks like you blew a seal No no the penguin replies its just ice cream 25 comments 90 Upvoted Sort by. Seal Steals Catch By Fisherman. Having no hands he makes a real mess trying to eat with his flippers.

One has a a banana one has a skateboard and one has a bomb. So the penguin goes and grabs an ice cream cone but without opposable thumbs its hard not to make a mess. An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon service station and has it looked overThe Chillyland. Three men are sitting on an airplane.

Maam it looks like you blew a seal The Alaskan woman replies wiping her face. Somebody gave me a leaflet that said jumble sale. Finding out your mom wipes back-to-front. Magician Requires From Speeding Ticket With Rubiks Cube.

Transformer Explosion At NYC Throughout Hurricane Sandy. If you got this blew a seal joke you have a dirty mind. Mechanic says you blew a seal Eskimo wipes his face no I just had some ice cream. How To Kick Your Ball.

And he orders 10 shots of tequila. So far Ive got seal and ales. The walrus drove the car into the workshop and put up on the hoist. An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon service station and has it looked overThe Chillyland mechanic from under the hood says.

Mechanic-Itll be an hour before I can figure it out head to the store across the street and get something to pass the time. After enjoying his ice cream he waddles back to see the mechanic who says to him Hey there it looks like you have blown a seal The penguin replies No no no it is just vanilla ice cream Note. The last man lights the fuse on his bomb and throws it out the window. Monkey Joke - A Penguin takes his car to the shop.

Luckily hes pretty close to gas station. The first one peels the banana eats the banana and throws the peel out the window. After finishing his ice cream he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if hes found the problem. Funny Muffler Seal Prank About Mechanic.

Blowing A Seal So a penguin is driving his car in the desert. Comments 0 Woman. He says incredulously are you a seal. The seal replies I liked the book.

Bartender pours them and the guy starts drinking them really fast one after the other. A man walks into a bar where the only other occupant is a seal. He orders a beer and hears the seal say I. An Inuit man walks into a pet store holding a dead bloodied seal he screams at the owner SOMEONE HAS CLUBBED MY SEAL I DEMAND A REFUND The owner looks at him and says Sorry warranty void if seal is broken How does Voldemort seal his mail.

So apparently Seal and Heidi Hum have filed for divorce because of his constant partying in recen. What sort of cinemas do.

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